Sarah Phillips of ESPN

[GentlemanMasher]

I guess, if I think about it logically:

1) Sarah Phillips supposedly works for ESPN
2) Sarah Phillips is also, supposedly, a hot chick
3) She hasn't appeared on TV on ESPN, or even ESPN Radio
4) We all know ESPN never takes advantage of having hot chicks under its employ by beating us over the head with them.

Thus - I can only conclude that she is, in fact, 100% Real.

Wait...I think I missed a step somewhere.