Cantor or Sheridan: Who's lying?

[JSpauny]

(03-24-2012 11:16 AM)ChiefZilla Wrote:  I bet you could pick up Sheridan at his house, drive him cross country all the way to Las Vegas to the steps of the M, open the door for him, carry him to the sportsbook, and he'd still find a way to get out of placing these bets.

He has no interest in making bets. Only in getting attention. (So I guess, in a way, he's succeeding.)

"I said eleventy billion. I'll only place a bet if they let me bet eleventy billion."

"That's not a real number Mr. Sheridan"

"That's your problem, asshole. Yet again no one will take my sizable action. I am the best. VEGAS FEARS MY ALL POWERFUL TOUPEE AND MY MARIO MUSTACHE"

[SkyBlues42]

(03-24-2012 11:24 AM)JSpauny Wrote:  "I said eleventy billion. I'll only place a bet if they let me bet eleventy billion."

"That's not a real number Mr. Sheridan"

"That's your problem, asshole. Yet again no one will take my sizable action. I am the best. VEGAS FEARS MY ALL POWERFUL TOUPEE AND MY MARIO MUSTACHE"

[jimmysingh9]

does Danny Sheridan even have 100-300K to himself. I didnt think USA Today paperboys made that much cash?

[ChiefZilla]

(03-24-2012 11:24 AM)JSpauny Wrote:  "I said eleventy billion. I'll only place a bet if they let me bet eleventy billion."

"That's not a real number Mr. Sheridan"

"That's your problem, asshole. Yet again no one will take my sizable action. I am the best. VEGAS FEARS MY ALL POWERFUL TOUPEE AND MY MARIO MUSTACHE"

"Also, I won't be making these bets in cash. Only fools make bets in cash."

"What, Mr. Sheridan? Then what would you like to use?"

"I only deal in the rupees they use on Zelda. I'll only gamble here if you have a cash-to-rupees converter within the sportsbook."

[SkyBlues42]

Should have photo shopped Sheridan's face on that body. Woulda been great.

[The Cosmic Kid]

[JSpauny]

I'm thinking a dancing fool with Sheridan's head for when someone makes a ridiculously and outrageously false claim.

Like: I hit 75% in the NFL and that's why no book will take my action :DannySheridanDancingFool:

[SkyBlues42]

Off-topic.. Danny Sheridan Photoshop thread??

Nice one Cosmic!

[The Cosmic Kid]

(03-25-2012 02:08 PM)JSpauny Wrote:  I'm thinking a dancing fool with Sheridan's head for when someone makes a ridiculously and outrageously false claim.

Like: I hit 75% in the NFL and that's why no book will take my action :DannySheridanDancingFool:

[JSpauny]

I guarantee that the Baltimore Orioles will win the World Series this season


I like it.

[SkyBlues42]

Tried to pay my taxes, but the IRS wouldn't take my action.

[Beyond the Bets]

I'm going to write a book about how to bet on sports, then I'm going to write a book about my ego.

The sports book will be 40 pages and the ego one will be 4,000.

[SkyBlues42]

[The Cosmic Kid]

(03-25-2012 02:34 PM)SkyBlues42 Wrote:  

This thread just took a turn for the better.

[vegasobie]

obviously sheridan is a d-bag, that is being covered quite extensively. but i'd like to point something out about cantor in all of this. the quote from Colbert of Cantor is that "...we have never turned anyone away from opening an account." This is very different from never turning down a bet. I'm quite certain this linguistic choice wouldn't make a difference in the Sheridan case, but I know it does for many big bettors in town. Most big bettors aren't going to give there money to someone else to hold. They would much rather give cash each time they bet. Again, not saying it applies to this specific situation, but let's not make Cantor out to be great simply because they are currently being compared to Sheridan.

[Beyond the Bets]

Great, GREAT catch on the wording. Also, as several people here know, I don't believe either side. I've been highly skeptical of Cantor and have theorized that they're working in concert with Floyd Mayweather (and potentially even Adam Meyer) to push this, "We'll take big bets" image.

That's why I am hoping that Cantor will speak out regarding Sheridan's claims. Of course, if Sheridan shoots off his mouth, but Cantor refuses to verify the validity of his statements, then we can't find out the answer.

Which I'm sure is exactly how both want it.

[RyanParrill]

(03-26-2012 10:29 AM)Beyond the Bets Wrote:  I've been highly skeptical of Cantor and have theorized that they're working in concert with Floyd Mayweather (and potentially even Adam Meyer) to push this, "We'll take big bets" image.

One of the biggest problems with this industry, those "in-the-know" are 99% blowhards. Cantor claims they don't refuse bets, which is BS. If true, that'd be the first correction they would've made when their numbers came back in the red.

These 2 could make it to the moon with all the hot air they're blowing.

[JSpauny]

I agree with RP. Cantor is as full of shit as Sheridan is. It's just easier to make fun of Sheridan.

I just wish one of these books/people would stop beating around the bushes with this back and forth and make a straightforward offer. It will never happen, but I have a dream that someday one of these idiots will get called out by name and look like a fool.

[Beyond the Bets]

I've heard a few grumblings about Cantor that I haven't been able to confirm. Specifically, that they're FOS, as JSpauny suggests.

[vegasobie]

(03-27-2012 08:12 AM)Beyond the Bets Wrote:  I've heard a few grumblings about Cantor that I haven't been able to confirm. Specifically, that they're FOS, as JSpauny suggests.

*cough cough*

did someone say something???